Slander by Ann Coulter

Completed an arduous read of Slander by Ann Coulter. If you are an ardent liberal, it will pain you to read this. Being a self-described moderate, I tolerated the book fairly well, but I’d never read it again. 25% good arguments and fact 25% ridiculous arguments 50% rabble-rousing Coulter discusses the lies engendered by liberals […]

First School Day

How was everyone’s first day back at school? My math teacher, who isChinese,says “okay?” after every sentence. EVERY sentence. “This is the problem, okay? These are the variables, okay? Define the objective function, okay? It’s subject to these equations, okay? I’m going to say okay after every sentence the whole term, okay?” This is the […]

Deception Point by Dan Brown

I’ve finished Wizard’s Conclave and Deception Point, 2 down, 20 to go. As I’m sure none of you are Dragonlance fans, I’ll forgo any lengthy comment about it, other than that it was a must-read for any person that missed true god-given magic. As for Deception Point, it was a solid title with no remarkable […]

Deception Point Vocabulary

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Someone Knocked Over a Library

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday and got me a present. Here is a list of the presents I received, if you would like to borrow any of these, please let me know. Books Dragonlance Novels: Wizard’s Conclave The Search For Power The Warrior’s Journey The Wizard’s Fate Prisoner of Haven Flight […]

Happy New Year Animals!

Happy New Year! I just finished Animal Farm. I was surprised at how quick of a read it was. It’s a wonderful allegory about Soviet Russia, please read it!

Cipher Challenge 4

Happy Holidays! Since I’m sure many of you will have much more time than usual, I am having a cipher competition. The first person to comment with the correct solution will get a prize. Please solve this cipher by hand and not with any of the easilly obtainable tools. =DWinners:Challenge 1: WellwisherChallenge 2: SpunkyAzn3Challenge 3: […]

Jet Li Escapes Tsuanmi’s Rage in Maldives

Thank God! Providence has ensured the chance for a sequal to the blockbuster, 5-star film, “The One,” which will be called “The Two.”

Spin the Bottle Karaoke

The next cipher will be up shortly. In the meantime, amuse yourself with another one of my quality entries, dredged from my sleep-deprived little wasteheap^ of a mind. If you’re ever in a situation where you want to hook up with a friend but can’t figure out how to get things started, here’s a game […]

Random Words I Don’t Know

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Cipher Challenge

Cipher Challenge 2

Happy Holidays! Since I’m sure many of you will have much more time than usual, I am having a cipher competition. The first person to comment with the correct solution will get a prize (in addition to my praise, which has to be worth at least a book end and strand of nipple hair). Please […]

Cipher Challenge 1