Happy Birthday! This is all you’re getting. ^___^ (Make sure you click the candle.) Yall probably don’t think it looks like him. Fuk yall. ^___^

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Free Game, Neverball. Anyone watch the Men’s Gymnastics All Around Competition? Paul Hamm…. WOAH!

Although I promised Lisa that I would be asleep by 4am every night, I’m not the best at keeping that particular pledge. I have a moderate case of the thinks-too-muches. Every day, I log onto Xanga, and read. My eyes scan each and every new entry on my subscriptions list, searching for something to comment […]

News (Slashdot.org): Sharp produces new 3D Monitor The First Solar Sail Deployed Not that you care, Fall 2004: And my quest to complete every CS concentration continues: Two concentrations completed after this term, YAY! Above, Applied Symbolic Computation [Starting the Numerical and Scientific Computation Track] Computer Networks [Finishing the OS Track, upping the concentrations to […]

When you read my writing you may believe I am using too many big words, and therefore are unjustly limiting my audience. If you believe this is the case, then I have a few (hopefully) insightful words for you. <br /> Language is a tool by which we communicate with others. The expression of complex […]

lisa: she’s hardcore wharton/engineering jamie: woah lisa: and so is her bf lisa: she’s pretty cute, lisa: so is her bf lisa: they’re ok i guess lisa: prolly like our level lisa: we’re better looking though jamie: hahaha jamie: awesome

I stop and consider whether twenty two months is a long time. To insects that live and die in a breath, it is an eternity, but what does it mean to humankind? Twenty two months, or 1.833333333333333333 years is 2.24% of the life span of the average human. To put this into perspective, humanity has only been […]

A lot of people over the years have said to me that I am rich. So, when people ask me now, I say I am rich even though I don’t think so (I would say I’m upper middle class–which i don’t feel is the same as rich). Today, Lisa went to my house for the […]

How will I die? Slice the word “BAD” into flesh with profound purpose? Attempt to sever hands to prevent touching of heart or (laughs) hand–but how to do both? Pull a Jocasta with two pistols to prevent wandering eyes? Eloquent electrocution playing “Beat It” in the tub, would it change my mind? Paper or plastic–a […]

I’m an awful man who deserves no respect. I should be shot as well. I still love you though. I’ll make it up to you.