*start theme music*
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can…
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When I was a kid, I dreamed of being a super-hero. I always thought it’d be totally cool to have super powers like super strength, flying, or *drum roll* X-ray vision . By now, such idle and childish dreams have left me, replaced by the more pramatic goals of adulthood. My innocent dreams have been replaced by mature ideas of responsibility, pride, virtue, and respect.

Still, X-ray Vision would be wicked cool.